Geezerdom Incoming

Monday, August 18, 2008
So I turn 30 in slightly over two weeks.

Normally I would have a huge party planned for such a big (yet depressing) event.

However we're 16 days away and I don't have anything going on.

So, here are my options so far:

1) Throw a combination birthday/poker party, since that weekend is poker night anyway.
2) Drop $550 on a plane ticket to Cancun and bum around with some friends for three days.
3) Wait until October when Jenny gets here, and throw a combined 30th birthday party for both of us. This will have the benefit that all of you can meet one of those crazy gosh-durn liberals they have over in Sweden that make Barack Obama look like Karl Rove. Her visit is about halfway between our birthdays.
4) Watch midget porn all day.

I don't even know who would come to a birthday party now - my social circle is so odd these days.

So chime in here people. And you better show up and bring me lots of presents and booze and hookers.

5 comments:

jenny said...

i'd go for option no 3. i'd love me some crazy gosh-burn liberal. oh, wait, was that me? :)

Brein said...

5... all of the above! I too am nearing the big 30. I can't quite wrap my mind around it yet, but I don't like it thats for sure. 30? Seriously? Aren't we supposed to be listening to Kris Kross and wearing Guess?

Sarah Bellum said...

I'm pretending my vote counts: I choose both 3 & 4.

cball said...

I'll organize a 30 party! I had no idea it was that year, I thought you were the same year as Heidi...

What do you want to do?

Allison said...

So, how was your day? I survived. :-D