Aural torture

Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Before I took my trip, I had to make a few modifications to my flights. Since my trip was booked through Air France, I had to spend some time on the phone with them. Due to my complicated itinerary, I ended up on hold for vast amounts of time while agents did god-knows-what.

In order to discourage people from calling their customer support line, they have this snooze-inducing song as their hold music. And it repeats. Over and over and over and over.

Not only that, they don't even play the whole song. They just play the last half over and over and over. Men, if you have an erection that won't go away for some reason, just pop this tune into your iPod and your unit will be retracting inside of you so fast that you'll wonder if you were born female.

On the plus side, I checked out another random video by the same band and it had boobies. I like boobies.


[lisa] said...

I am VERY familiar with that song. Some chick singing god knows what. Imagine having to listen to it every single day. Thank god I got promoted.