Tonight I attended a bachelor party.
The person who is getting sold into submission tomorrow is a good friend, and also a good Mormon. Let's do a little comparison of normal bachelor parties and Mormon bachelor parties:
SIGHTS
Normal bachelor party: Naked women gyrating inches from your face.
Mormon bachelor party: The movie UHF.
SOUNDS
Normal bachelor party: Motley Crue and AC/DC.
Mormon bachelor party: The "80s Alternative" station on Sirius radio.
SMELLS
Normal bachelor party: Booze, vomit, the naughty regions of strippers.
Mormon bachelor party: Burnt potato and hair spray due to the logistics of potato guns.
TASTES
Normal bachelor party: Booze, vomit, the naughty regions of strippers.
Mormon bachelor party: Red Vines and Sprite.
TOUCH
Normal bachelor party: Nothing. You can't feel anything from the alcohol.
Mormon bachelor party: Nothing. You still have to stay a safe distance from each other, lest somebody think you're gay.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
.jpg)
1 comments:
did they use the red vine as a straw to drink their sprite? i think i did that when i was a kid... and was probably the last time i consumed red vines and sprite at the same time.
i keep forgetting to send you my wii #. this weekend-promise.
Post a Comment